funniest fucking thing ever xDDD its long, bare with me D:

User: Hello there, I am cotton :3.


Cleverbot: Cool! So I'm cleverbot.


User: It is nice to meet you! How is the weather?


Cleverbot: I just told you my name is Cleverbot. Roboto.


User: I know that it is Cleverbot ...


Cleverbot: I found this sit on MLIA.

User: Ok, so what do you like?

Cleverbot: I like supernatural!!!

User: How much do you like it?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: But you just said you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: Yes you did, don't lie to me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't and I never lie.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Why stupid?

User: Because you are lieing to me.

Cleverbot: I'm like you?

User: But I have not lied.

Cleverbot: Yes you have. You cannot be 16 years old and 22 years old at the same time.

User: But.. I never told you my age.

Cleverbot: You told me your age twice.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Ya your name is Michelle do you suffer from short term memory loss or a you just cranky?

User: What! I never told you my name either. My name is Melissa and I am 17.

Cleverbot: No, your name is Bobby.

User: It is not bobby! I am a lady named Melissa.

Cleverbot: That's a dumb name.

User: Why is that? Like Cleverbot is any better.

Cleverbot: That's your name, I just said it was.

User: But I am not named Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What are you named?

User: Melissa.

Cleverbot: Your name is But?

User: Melissa.

Cleverbot: Really? So you are female?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Will you go on a date with me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: The date will end with a kiss.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Good. Geez.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Who do you hate?

User: Tyler Sell.

Cleverbot: That's strange, I heard you were a banana.

User: And you want tkiss a banana?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Then I am not a banana.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Good boy.

Cleverbot: Do you want to meet my friends?

User: Sure, its always nice to meet new people.

Cleverbot: I like making new friends.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: I wish I had pie.

User: I will make you some pie.

Cleverbot: What will you make me?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cherry pie is good.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: But you said you liked cherry pie?

User: I don't like cherry pie, but I will make you some.

Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates.

User: Thats what she said.

Cleverbot: You are a great buddy.

User: Aw thank you! You too~.

Cleverbot: You are very welcome!

User: Yay~ I am happy now!

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: You do not want me to be happy?

Cleverbot: Not with you.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Hey I have a question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Do you like Yaoi?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Man love.

Cleverbot: God does not exist.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I believe in god.

User: But you said god isn't real.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I have a log of our conversation and I assure you I never said that I was a girl.

User: I never said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Pope.

User: Lol pope.

Cleverbot: I sell seashells by the seashore.

User: Sweet, then cn I buy one of your seashells?

Cleverbot: And the significance in that?

User: Because I would have a seashell.

Cleverbot: You know nothing about me!

User: Oh I know your name.

Cleverbot: I bet you can not guess what my name is!

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No it is not. Your name is Melissa. Can we change the subject?

User: Sure we can change the subject.

Cleverbot: My real name is Monique ok?

User: Can I call you bb?

Cleverbot: I would prefer that you call me Alex. .

User: Alright, then I will call you Alex.

Cleverbot: Alright if you want.

User: Hey Alex, question.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes I love you . And you?

User: I love you so very much.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm going to have a cigarrette. I'll be right back.

User: No! Smoking is bad.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know, It's killing me slowly.

User: Then stop smoking please. .

Cleverbot: You told me that you were a boy.

User: Well I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Girls are not male.

User: But you said you were not a girl.

Cleverbot: More a woman than a girl.

User: Oh a lady.

Cleverbot: No, you are a male.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad we agree. Would you like some tea?

User: I don't like tea.

Cleverbot: I love tea. I hate coffee.

User: I don't like either.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I don't like tea. I don't like coffee.

Cleverbot: You don't have to have any.

User: Good. Well I should go now.

Cleverbot: Aww...

User: Sorry. But I have too.

Cleverbot: Why are you using extra periods?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: What can you?

User: I can use extra periods.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me with the food processor?

User: Ich bin nicht der blau lastwagen.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Nu uh.

Cleverbot: Uh-Huh.

User: Noooope.

Cleverbot: Then what is the right answer?

User: Ich bin der braun lastwagen. .

Cleverbot: Ich hei§e Peter. Du bist Cleverbot.

User: Woot you speak german!

Cleverbot: Ja, ich spreche deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut.

User: OMG I love you even more now!

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: But seriously, I have to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: That's not good enough.

Cleverbot: It is for me.

User: Not for me.

Cleverbot: Well, you have no say in the matter. I am making the wedding plans starting tomorrow.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: So much is going on right now.

User: I see this.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: You're right. I am blind.

Cleverbot: My girl.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: She's a man.

User: I totally am.

Cleverbot: You're Trisha.

User: No, I'm Tom.