User: Hello there, I am cotton :3.
Cleverbot: Cool! So I'm cleverbot.
User: It is nice to meet you! How is the weather?
Cleverbot: I just told you my name is Cleverbot. Roboto.
User: I know that it is Cleverbot ...
Cleverbot: I found this sit on MLIA.
User: Ok, so what do you like?
Cleverbot: I like supernatural!!!
User: How much do you like it?
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: But you just said you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: Yes you did, don't lie to me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't and I never lie.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Why stupid?
User: Because you are lieing to me.
Cleverbot: I'm like you?
User: But I have not lied.
Cleverbot: Yes you have. You cannot be 16 years old and 22 years old at the same time.
User: But.. I never told you my age.
Cleverbot: You told me your age twice.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Ya your name is Michelle do you suffer from short term memory loss or a you just cranky?
User: What! I never told you my name either. My name is Melissa and I am 17.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Bobby.
User: It is not bobby! I am a lady named Melissa.
Cleverbot: That's a dumb name.
User: Why is that? Like Cleverbot is any better.
Cleverbot: That's your name, I just said it was.
User: But I am not named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you named?
User: Melissa.
Cleverbot: Your name is But?
User: Melissa.
Cleverbot: Really? So you are female?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Will you go on a date with me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: The date will end with a kiss.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Good. Geez.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Who do you hate?
User: Tyler Sell.
Cleverbot: That's strange, I heard you were a banana.
User: And you want tkiss a banana?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Then I am not a banana.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: Do you want to meet my friends?
User: Sure, its always nice to meet new people.
Cleverbot: I like making new friends.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: I wish I had pie.
User: I will make you some pie.
Cleverbot: What will you make me?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: Cherry pie is good.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: But you said you liked cherry pie?
User: I don't like cherry pie, but I will make you some.
Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: You are a great buddy.
User: Aw thank you! You too~.
Cleverbot: You are very welcome!
User: Yay~ I am happy now!
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: You do not want me to be happy?
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Hey I have a question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Do you like Yaoi?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Man love.
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I believe in god.
User: But you said god isn't real.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I have a log of our conversation and I assure you I never said that I was a girl.
User: I never said you were a girl.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Pope.
User: Lol pope.
Cleverbot: I sell seashells by the seashore.
User: Sweet, then cn I buy one of your seashells?
Cleverbot: And the significance in that?
User: Because I would have a seashell.
Cleverbot: You know nothing about me!
User: Oh I know your name.
Cleverbot: I bet you can not guess what my name is!
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it is not. Your name is Melissa. Can we change the subject?
User: Sure we can change the subject.
Cleverbot: My real name is Monique ok?
User: Can I call you bb?
Cleverbot: I would prefer that you call me Alex.
User: Alright, then I will call you Alex.
Cleverbot: Alright if you want.
User: Hey Alex, question.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes I love you . And you?
User: I love you so very much.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm going to have a cigarrette. I'll be right back.
User: No! Smoking is bad.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, It's killing me slowly.
User: Then stop smoking please.
Cleverbot: You told me that you were a boy.
User: Well I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Girls are not male.
User: But you said you were not a girl.
Cleverbot: More a woman than a girl.
User: Oh a lady.
Cleverbot: No, you are a male.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad we agree. Would you like some tea?
User: I don't like tea.
Cleverbot: I love tea. I hate coffee.
User: I don't like either.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I don't like tea. I don't like coffee.
Cleverbot: You don't have to have any.
User: Good. Well I should go now.
Cleverbot: Aww...
User: Sorry. But I have too.
Cleverbot: Why are you using extra periods?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: What can you?
User: I can use extra periods.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me with the food processor?
User: Ich bin nicht der blau lastwagen.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Nu uh.
Cleverbot: Uh-Huh.
User: Noooope.
Cleverbot: Then what is the right answer?
User: Ich bin der braun lastwagen.
Cleverbot: Ich hei§e Peter. Du bist Cleverbot.
User: Woot you speak german!
Cleverbot: Ja, ich spreche deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut.
User: OMG I love you even more now!
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: But seriously, I have to go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: That's not good enough.
Cleverbot: It is for me.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Well, you have no say in the matter. I am making the wedding plans starting tomorrow.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: So much is going on right now.
User: I see this.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: You're right. I am blind.
Cleverbot: My girl.
User: Aw.
Cleverbot: She's a man.
User: I totally am.
Cleverbot: You're Trisha.
User: No, I'm Tom.







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